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Post by ★ Siri on Nov 7, 2011 18:32:08 GMT -6
I haven't been here in ages.
I'm sorry.
See,
Once upon a time there was this not-so-fair maiden named Puddles.
One day, Puddles decided to go outside.
The end.
But anyway, i'm back. I probably won't be as active as I used to be, but oh well.
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Post by ♦Ginger♦ on Nov 8, 2011 22:37:47 GMT -6
Did the Fair maiden get captured by Dragons, Daddy? asked the wide eyed five year old Ginger.
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Post by ★ Siri on Nov 9, 2011 18:13:36 GMT -6
Papa Puddles scratched his gloriously flowing man beard for a moment before replying in a deep, dramatic tone.
WORSE! The fair maiden got abducted by small angry gnomes that forced her into a prison! She was eternally doomed to write essays and do equations!
until one day a handsome young prince found her in this terrible state!
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Post by ♦Ginger♦ on Nov 11, 2011 17:35:33 GMT -6
"Agasp! What kind of state?"
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Post by CheshireCat on Nov 12, 2011 10:48:11 GMT -6
THE STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE?! *gasp*
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Post by ♦Ginger♦ on Nov 12, 2011 17:50:09 GMT -6
"BUT DADDY!"
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Post by ★ Siri on Nov 13, 2011 17:27:17 GMT -6
Why yes! It was New Hampshire!
Stroking his equally glorious mane, Papa Puddles proudly announced, HOWEVER! The wonderfully charming and handsome prince swept the maiden off her feet!
They escaped from the dull and tiresome gnome camps and bought a small horse. Overwhelmed with their newfound freedom, the pair named their new steed Zebediah and sought to build a new life for themselves in Canada!
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Post by CheshireCat on Nov 19, 2011 14:03:32 GMT -6
*I call being the obnoxious older teenage sister!!*
Isn't that a little non-traditional? *is straigtening hair* I thought that the gnomes were supposed to eat her or something. Aren't there like seven of them? I feel like I've heard that before. The Seven Gnomes. Also, isn't the state New Jersey or something like that? Dad, you seriously need to start reading the classics.
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Post by ♦Ginger♦ on Nov 20, 2011 12:26:21 GMT -6
"OH yeah Canada!!! Daddy is Canada in Happily Ever after? Is it pretty with flowers?"
Dances happily singing Canada over and over. Till her big sister spoke up. Looks up confused and sudden shock written on her face. "What?! Eaten by Gnomes!! Daddy!! What happened to Canada?! Their suppose to have kids!" Starts crying. Saying over and over.. Gnomes eat people? Why?
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